ZEPHYR

Ash, how much is a dashboard?

ASHER

A dashboard? 

ZEPHYR

Yah.

ASHER

Why do you want one?

ZEPHYR

I want to dash around the neighborhood!

 ASHER

Umm… a dashboard isn’t used for “dashing”.

ZEPHYR

What’s it used for? 

ASHER

It’s an instrument that monitors, measures, and analyzes relevant data in key areas…

ZEPHYR

Isn’t that a monimelyzer?

ASHER

No! What you want is a scooter.

ZEPHYR

Why?

ASHER

You can dash around the neighborhood on one. 

ZEPHYR

A scooter dashes and a dashboard has nothing to do with movement?

ASHER

Yup. Why don’t you give me a hand. I’m building a booby trap. Dad claims he isn’t eating my gummy bears. I’m going to catch him red handed.

ZEPHYR

That’s not a booby trap. 

ASHER

How would you know?

ZEPHYR

I’ve seen one and that’s not it. 

ASHER

Zeph, there are countless ways to make a booby trap.

ZEPHYR

No. There’s only one booby trap.

ASHER

Countless.

ZEPHYR

One.

ASHER

Countless!

ZEPHYR

One!

ASHER

Countless!

ZEPHYR

One!

ASHER

Ok! What does a booby trap look like?

ZEPHYR

I can’t remember…

ASHER

There’s only one way to settle this!

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