ZEPHYR

Where are my diapers?!

ASHER

Mom didn’t tell you? 

ZEPHYR

Tell me what?!

ASHER

Your diaper days are over. You have to wear underwear.

ZEPHYR

Underwear!! What’s that supposed to do?! Look how flimsy it is! This can’t hold poop and it definitely isn’t absorbent enough for liquids!

ASHER

You don’t poop in these.

ZEPHYR

Then where do I go to the bathroom?!

ASHER

The toilet.

ZEPHYR

I have to poop in a puddle?! What if my poop is really big?! I’ll get soaking wet!

ASHER

That won’t happen and besides, this is more sanitary…

ZEPHYR

It’s more sanitary to defile our most precious natural resource?

ASHER

Yah… that’s a valid point.

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