ZEPHYR

“Beat yo mama. Beat you and yo mama…”

ASHER

What are you singing!?

ZEPHYR

That song from The Lion King. You know, The Circle of Life.

ASHER

Those aren’t the lyrics!

ZEPHYR

OH YES IT IS! It goes, “Ma-ma bet yah! Got some meat in my bod! What you know about that ma? Wait mama! Ma-ma bet yah! I can buy meat with a rope! Hey, hey mama! Hi-ya ma. Wait mama, Where you going ma? Wait mama. Beat yo mama. Beat you and mama?”

ASHER

Those aren’t the lyrics!

ZEPHYR

Ok! What are they?!

ASHER

I don’t know?

ZEPHYR

Ha! It’s better for one to think you’re a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

 

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