ZEPHYR

Ash! I have to tell you something!

ASHER

Ok. I’m listening… 

ZEPHYR

I went down stairs last night to grab my Baby Einstein guitar to strum some tunes before I went to bed and I heard dad say — his fart is broken!

ASHER

Are you sure he didn’t say, “his heart is broken”?

ZEPHYR

No! After he said it, mom said, “this stinks”.  If dad’s fart is broken… then — his hontas might be too…

ASHER

His what?!

ZEPHYR

His hontas. You know… where his farts come from.

ASHER

Are you talking about his butt?!

ZEPHYR

Well, those less sophisticated use the commoner’s word, but the scientific term for butt is, “hontas”.

ASHER

Who told you that?!

ZEPHYR

It’s from that Disney movie… you know… “Dontpocahontas”

ASHER

That’s not the title! It’s called Pocahontas!

ZEPHYR

That sounds like an invasion of privacy…

COMING SOON

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