ZEPHYR

Ash, come in — quick!

ASHER

What is it this time?

ZEPHYR

We have a problem. I overheard mom and dad talking. She sent dad out to get groceries, but… she can’t find the cat’s butt —

ASHER

The what!?

ZEPHYR

The cat’s butt. Dad was supposed to pick it up, but all he got was his honey bunches of oats. She was kinda annoyed because she wanted it for her sandwich.

ASHER

Yuck Zeph! Don’t be gross! I know what a cat’s butt is and you can’t buy it without buying the whole cat and you definitely don’t put it on sandwiches!

ZEPHYR

Well, mom does and if mom says it exists then it’s real. Mom’s always right and knows everything.

ASHER

According to who?

ZEPHYR

Dad. That’s why when we ask him a question, he says, “Go ask your mother”.

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