ASHER

Watcha’ you doing? 

ZEPHYR

Trying to the find The East Pole.

ASHER

The what?!

ZEPHYR

The East Pole. There’s a north and a south, but I can’t find the east or west.

ASHER

Umm.. There are no east or west poles. 

ZEPHYR

What kind of directional prejudice is that?! What about east or west Dakotas and Carolinas?

ASHER

Don’t think so.

ZEPHYR

And where’s Old York, Old Jersey, and Old Mexico?

ASHER

I don’t know about Old York or Jersey, but Old Mexico is… Mexico

ZEPHYR

So Mexico is Old Mexico?

ASHER

I thinks so.

ZEPHYR

Then New Mexico is a sequel! It should have been called, “Mexico Part 2” or “Mexico Returns”… or maybe even “Mexico Rises”…

ASHER

I really don’t know how any of these places got their name. 

ZEPHYR

Then you know what time it is…

ASHER

Time for me to sign a waiver that relieves you of any liability for what might happen to me on whatever adventure we’re about to go on.

ASHER

Yes.

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