ASHER

Where are we going mom? 

MOM

The grocery store.

ZEPHYR

WHAT?! You didn’t tell us that?! How long will we be there?!

MOM

I don’t know.

ASHER

Going to the grocery store without a clear objective fills us with anxiety.

MOM

We shouldn’t be more than an hour.

ZEPHYR

Do you know how long that is?! You didn’t bring any toys to keep us entertained!

ASHER

And we don’t have snow suits!

MOM

Why on earth would you need snow suits?!

ASHER

Because you spend so much time in the frozen section! We could die of hypothermia!

MOM

WE ARE GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE! YOU DON’T NEED SNOW SUITS AND I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE  ABOUT IT!

ASHER

As soon as she opens the door to put us in the cart, we make a run for it…